National Sewing Machine Day Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a porcupine?
An animal that can sew its own sweaters.

It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine.

What did the tailor think of her new job?
It was sew sew.

How do you mend a farmers pants?
With cabbage patches!

I told my mom I dropped one of her machines?
She said "Say it ain't sew."

Can you mend a broken heart?
I don't think sew.

What is Star Trek Commander Rikers favorite hobby?
Sewing, because the captain says "Make it so".

I got a sewing kit and it is sew fun!!!

National Sewing Machine Day is observed annually on June 14th. This holiday celebrates the invention of the sewing machine.

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