National Root Beer Float Day Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of root beer?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.

What did the newspaper say to the root beer float?
What's the scoop

What does a tree drink?
Root Beer.

What do cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
Root beer!

What happens after you put an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream in your Root Beer Float?
You get Breyer's remorse!

If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another Root Beer Float.

There are two types of people in this world: People who love Root Beer Floats and liars.

National Root Beer Float Day is celebrated annually on August 6th. Originally called the Black Cow, it was invented in August of 1893 by Frank J. Wisner of Cripple Creek, Colorado.

Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy a Root Beer Float.

Dumb Blonde
A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

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