National Popcorn Day Jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where is my pop corn?

What does chuck norris do when he wants popcorn?
He breathes on Nebraska!

What do Corn cobs call their father?
"Pop" corn.

How is a bag of popcorn like an army?
It has lots of kernels.

What do popcorn use for money?
Corn "Bread."

What do you tell a bag of popcorn after it graduates from College?

Why didn't anyone laugh at the popcorn jokes?
Because they were too corny!

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