You know what's fun about being sober?
A bee goes into a bar,
It comes out 2 hours later buzzing
What happens when ghosts drinks too many Pina Coladas?
They get sheet-faced.
Pina Coladas don't turn people into somebody they're not.
It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.
National Pina Colada Day is observed annually on July 10th.
What doesn't kill me, makes my drinks stronger
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another Pina Colada.
Pina Coladas are my worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy...
Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy Pina Coladas.
A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says Pina Coladas are bad for her legs,
The guy ask "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"
Girl: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Boy: "Is that you or the Pina Colada talking?"
Girl: "It's me talking to the Pina Colada."
If You Like Pina Coladas.....
A man walks into a jazz bar in Caribbean and orders a pina colada. He takes his first sip and sets it down.
While he is looking around the bar, a hot blonde grabs the drink pours it on his head and stabs him with the umbrella
The man asks the barman "Whose that blonde?".
The barman replies "She's the piano player's girlfriend".
The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your girlfriend poured a drink on me and stabbed me in the back."
The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
Over and Over
A woman walks into a bar and orders a Pina Colada then looks into her pocket.
She does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why she orders another Pina Colada and afterwards look into her pocket.
The woman responded, "I have a picture of my husband in there and when he starts to look good then i'll go home."
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says:
"I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!, says the administration clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!, says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up" the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says:
"I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.