What did bacon say to tomato?
Lettuce get together.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog at a picnic?
It was an Oscar Wiener.
Did you hear about the picnic without beverages?
It was soda pressing.
What was Yogi bear looking for in the picnic basket?
Just the "Bear" necessities.
Who comes to picnics but are never invited?
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I went to a feminist picnic yesterday but nobody remembered to make the sandwiches.
Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.
National Picnic Day is every April 23rd and is a day for everyone to enjoy a meal outside.
I asked my Canadian friend "Did you have a good Summer?
He replied "Yes indeed, we had a great picnic that afternoon!"
A wife took her husband to the company picnic and started berating him. "Doesn't it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?"
"Not a bit," the husband replied.
"I just tell them I'm filling up the plate for you!"