Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
How is a dumb blonde like peanut butter?
They spread for the bread.
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
Because she's nuts!
What did applesauce say to peanut butter?
Why did the swimmers put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jellyfish!
What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat?
Peanut butter and Jellyfish.
Why did the blonde smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam.
Why can't you be friends with a jar of peanut butter?
They make everyone nutty.
What drink goes with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Peanut Butter Legs
I told my girlfriend I was breaking up with her because she had peanut butter legs.
She asked "What do you mean?"
I said "Your legs are nice and smooth and easy to spread like peanut butter."
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 jars of peanut butter and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 jars."