National Paranormal Day Jokes
Ghosts don't get drunk, they get sheet-faced.
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghoul
Why can't a ghost win a race?
Because it's always dead tired.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Two ghosts walk into a bar, the bartender said.
"Sorry but we don't sell spirits."
What does a ghost do when he's hungry?
Go ghost-ry shopping.
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...
Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
Because of the coffin.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
Dead ends
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.
Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
At a ghastly station.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
It's drafty under that sheet.
What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Boo-Berries.
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spookgetti
What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
Transparents
What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
Boo Boo Gum.
What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A white sale.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.
What's a ghosts favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghostcards
What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Dead Ends
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Where did the ghost get it's hair done?
At the boo-ty shop.
Why can't Boy Ghosts make babies??
Because they have Hollow-Weenies!
What is a ghosts favorite breakfast?
BOOberry muffins!
Where do ghosts go out?
Where they can get boooooo-ze.
Where do ghosts go out?
Where they can get sheet-faced.
What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?
Fasten your sheet belts.
Why don't ghost have bands?
They get booooooooooed.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car?
A boo-ick
Where do ghost go for fun?
To the boo-vies
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
It raises their spirits.
What do ghosts call there girl friends?
There goul friends.
How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
So long sucker!
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What happens when a ghost drinks boos?
They get sheet-faced.
Why did the ghosts have children?
So they can be transparents.
What is a ghost's favorite band?
The Boos Brothers
What is a Ghost's favorite food?
HamBoogers
Why did the ghost go on a date?
To take out his boo.
What is in a ghost's nose?
Boogers
What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?
boooooooooots
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
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