National Paperclip Day Jokes

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."

How you play with your paperclips says alot about the person you are.

If you give MacGuyver a paperclip he'll remind you anything is possible.

The Avengers are lame, MacGuyver only needed a paperclip to save the world.

"I think it would be cool, if you were writing a ransom note in Microsoft Word, and it popped up, the paperclip and said, "It looks like you're writing a ransom note, need some help? You should curse more." The paperclip would be all messed up, you know? I never saw a paperclip with tattoos before."
-Demetri Martin

Linux motto: "You've got questions we've got answers and no distracting dancing paperclips."

National Paperclip Day is observed annually on May 29th.

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