National Oyster Day Jokes

Why do oysters go to the gym?
It's good for the mussel.

What kind of picture does an oyster take?
A Shell-fie.

What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
Pearls of Wisdom.

Why should you never trust an oyster?
Cause they're "Shell-Fish" (selfish).

Why are oysters always working out?
Because they like to flex their mussels.

What does an oyster do on it's birthday?
It shellebrates!

Did you hear about the lazy oyster?
It wouldn't move a mussel.

How do oysters communicate?
With shell-phones.

Did you hear about the oyster that was in a gang?
It was the hired mussel.

What do you call an oyster that won't share?

What happens when you bring an oyster to a party?
It becomes a shellebration.

What kind of jokes do oysters tell?
Shell-arious ones!

What happens when your wife wants a pearl necklace?
You shell out a lot of money.

What do you call an oyster that flies?
A shell-icopter!

Oyster jokes are so funny I almost pulled a mussel.

If an oyster loses it's shell is it naked or homeless?

"So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?"
Bill Connolly

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