National Onion Rings Day Jokes

What do you call a hobbit with a healthy appetite?
Lord of the Onion Rings.

When can an onion ring marry a hot dog?
After they have a very frank relationship!

What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A couple of onion rings in each hand!

What did the mama onion ring say to baby onion ring?
"You better catch up!"

What do you call a hobbit that eats junk food?
Lord of the Onion Rings.

There are two types of people in this world: People who love onion rings and liars.

National Onion Rings day is celebrated annually on June 22nd.

Doctors Office
A guy walks into the doctor's office.

A mozzarella stick stuck in one of his ears, an onion ring in the other ear, and a french fry stuck in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large tray of pizza slices.
The nun posted a sign on the pizza tray, "Take only one. God is watching."

Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of onion rings.
One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the pizza."

Math Mistake
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 onion rings and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 onion rings."

Joke Generators: