What did the noodle say to the tomato?
"Don't get saucy with me!"
What do you call a fake noodle?
If fish is brain food, what do dumb people eat?
What do you call fake ramen noodles?
What do blondes and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating noodles?
PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
What did the President say on election night?
I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn't make a car out of noodles, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.