National Nachos Day Jokes

What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese

The burrito says why don't you want to taco about it
And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend

Why did the zombie pour nacho cheese all over peoples feet?
He wanted DoriTOES! (Doritos)

Why are spicy nachos very nosy?
Because they get jalapeno business.

What does Mexican food say on the Maury Povich show?
"I'm nacho father."

"I hate nachos" said no Juan ever

There was a taco and some nachos.
The nacho was sad so the taco said wanna taco about it
and the nachos said nacho business

I'm not going to tell you where it is because it's nacho cheese!

El Tri, I know you want to win the Confederations Cup, but it's nacho year.

Doctors Office
A guy walks into the doctor's office.

A hot dog in one of his ears, a pretzel in the other ear, and a nacho chip in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

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