What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What did the hot dog say to the mustard?
Stop touching my buns!
When can a bottle of mustard marry a hot dog bun?
After a very frank relationship.
Why was mustard racing ketchup?
It was weiner take all.
What do you call mustard that isn't yellow?
What do you get if you eat hot dogs all day?
Someone should tells those kids at USC that OxiClean removes mustard and ketchup stains.