National Moonshine Day Jokes

Why did God invent Moonshine?
So Rednecks would never rule the world!

Why do Rednecks mix Holy Water with Moonshine?
To get the Holy Spirit!

You know what's fun about being sober?

What happens when ghosts drinks moonshine?
They get sheet-faced.

How do you get a computer drunk?
A Screenshot of Moonshine.

How can you find the guy who drank an entire bottle of Moonshine?
He's the one dancing like an asshole!

Moonshine doesn't turn people into somebody they're not.
It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.

National Moonshine Day is observed annually on June 5th.

What doesn't kill me, makes my drinks stronger

Moonshine is my worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy...

Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy moonshine.

A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says moonshine is bad for her legs,
The guy ask "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"

A Shot of Moonshine
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of moonshine then looks into his pocket.

He does this over and over again.

Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of moonshine and afterwards look into his pocket.

The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."

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