What did Flo Rida say to the merry-go-round?
You spin me right round, baby right round.
Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for five days?
It's in the Guinness Book of Whirled Records.
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chased by a lion. What do you do? Get off the carousel and sober up.
How do you stop a French army on horseback?
Turn off the carousel.
How do you know it's time to take your girlfriend to a merry-go-round?
When you want to spin the rest of your life with her.
What's striped and goes round and round?
A tiger on a carousel.
"Sir, will my carousel ride be long?"
"No, it will be round!"
National Merry-Go-Round Day is celebrated annually on July 25th.
I proposed to my girlfriend on a merry-go-round because I want to spin the rest of my life with her.