National Macaroni Day Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating macaroni?

What do you call a fake macaroni?
An impasta.

What do you call a pasta that is sick?
Mac and sneeze.

Do you want to hear a macaroni joke?
Never mind it's to cheesey.

When should you go on a macaroni and cheese diet?
If you need to cheddar a few pounds.

What did Lara eat for dinner?
Croft Macaroni and Cheese.

My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn't make a car out of macaroni, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

National Macaroni Day is celebrated annually on July 7th.

Doctors Office
A man walks into the doctor's office.

A Penne stuck in one of his ears, a Spaghetti in the other ear, and macaroni stuck in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

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