Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
She had a make-up exam!
Why did the blonde put on lipstick before going to bed?
She wanted to get an hour of beauty sleep.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her head?
She was trying to makeup her mind.
Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy. What brands your lipstick?
How can you tell a blonde"s been in your fridge?
There is lipstick on the cucumber.
My favourite lipstick shade is all black.
People say my fashion sense is second to nun.
Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
Because red means Stop.
What did the Daisy Duck say after she grabbed some lipstick from the makeup counter?
Put it on my bill.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
What's the difference between Cersei Lannister and a direwolf?
Find a guy that ruins your lipstick not your mascara.
How come the Avon lady can't talk? Cuz her lipstick...
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?