National Licorice Day Jokes
What does it do before it rains licorice?
It sprinkles!
Why does the pack of Red Vines go to school?
Because he wants to become a Smartie.
What do you call candy flavored vodka?
Liquorish.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love licorice and liars.
Red Vines will always be better than Twizzlers.
According to the FDA guidelines for licorice, once you go black, you'll have a heart attack.
Red Vines flavored alcohol is my liquor-wish.
National Licorice Day is observed each year on April 12. It celebrates black licorice history and health benefits.
Doctors Office
A guy walks into the doctor's office.
A twizzlers stuck in one of his ears, a jolly rancher in the other ear, and a M&M stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
Tiefing
A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store, the guyanese tief a licorice and when they left the store he said "yuh see dat?" mi tief three licorice sticks.
"nobody cya tief like me!", and the jamaican said " mek wi go back to the store, me ago show yuh a who a the real tief".
They went in and the jamaican said to the cashier " yuh want to see a magic trick?" the cashier said " sure" "hand me a licorice" he ate it. "hand me another one" he ate that too, " hand me one more" and he ate it.
"Mon, where's the magic?" said the cashier. The jamaican mon said "check the guyanese pockets and yuh find all three a dem"
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