National Lemon Meringue Pie Day Jokes

What do you call a dancing pie?
Lemon Merengue.

Why was the lemon meringue pie feeling depressed?
She lost her zest for life.

What did lemon meringue pie say to peach cobbler?
Nothing stupid, pies don't talk.

Why did the pie go to a dentist?
Because he needed a filling!

What's the best thing to put into a lemon meringue pie?
Your teeth!

How many pastry chefs does it take to make a lemon meringue pie?

Math Mistake
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 Lemon Meringue Pies and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4."

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