National Iced Tea Day Jokes

Why do hipsters only drink iced tea?
Because ice was water before it was cool.

How does Moses make his iced tea?
Hebrews it.

What is a rappers favorite drink?
Ice Tea.

Why do Communists only drink iced tea?
Because proper tea is theft.

Price of Iced Tea
A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the iced tea?"
"Iced Tea is four dollars." the waitress says
"How much is a refill?" the man asks.
"Free, "says the waitress.
"Then I'll take a refill!" the man responds.

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