Why do the French mix Holy Water with Grand Marnier?
To get the Holy Spirit!
You know what's fun about being sober?
A bee goes into a bar,
It comes out 2 hours later buzzing
What happens when ghosts drinks Grand Marnier?
They get sheet-faced.
How do you get a computer drunk?
A Screenshot of Grand Marnier.
How can you find the guy who drank an entire bottle of Grand Marnier?
He's the one dancing like an asshole!
Grand Marnier doesn't turn people into somebody they're not.
It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.
National Grand Marnier Day is observed annually on July 14th.
What doesn't kill me, makes my drinks stronger
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another Tequilla Sunrise.
Grand Marnier is my worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy...
Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy Grand Marnier.
A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says Grand Marnier is bad for her legs,
The guy ask "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"
A Tequila Sunrise
A man walks into a bar and orders a Tequila Sunrise then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why he orders another Tequila Sunrise and afterwards look into his pocket.
The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."