National Gingerbread House Day Jokes
When should you take a gingerbread house to the doctor?
When it feels crummy.
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
Why do basketball players love gingerbread cookies?
Because they can dunk them!
What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend?
A ginger snap.
What does gingerbread do after it's done baking?
Loaf around.
What's the best thing to put into a gingerbread house?
Your teeth!
Nothing with ginger in it tastes good.
Me: I bread to differ.
What happens when you take a redheads cookie?
You get a Ginger Snap.
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit
Why did the Gingerbread house go to the dentist?
He had gingervitis.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger?
A gingerbreadmon
National Gingerbread House day is observed annually on December 12th.
God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of gingerbread cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."