National Garage Sale Day Jokes

Where can you buy a ruler that is three feet long?
At a yard sale.

What did the Kardashians say at the Garage Sale?
Put our junk in your trunk.

Did you hear about the garage sale at the boathouse?
It was quite an oar deal.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women at a Garage Sale?
You gotta Mufasa.

Why don't lobsters ever pay retail?
Because they are Garage Sale-fish.

I told my cheating boyfriend "I'm having a yard sale, because all his stuff has to go, just like him".

Garage Sale Saturday = Broke Sunday

I heard there is a yard sale back at your house, so lets get you out of those old clothes.

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