National Fresh Breath Day Jokes
How do politicians keep their breath fresh?
With Entitle-mints.
How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?
With Dementos.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
Why did God give Cleveland Browns supporters bad breath?
So blind people can hate them too!
Did you hear about ninja burps?
They are silent but deadly.
What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?
Gaelic breath!
Have you heard the skunk joke?
You don't want to; it really stinks!
While at dinner party, a man farts.
Other man says "How dare you fart in front of my wife".
First man says "Sorry, I didn't realize it was her turn".
When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. He holds air hostage.
Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?
I would make a bad breath joke but i am afraid that it would stink.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Smelly burps on an elevator are wrong on so many levels.
National Fresh Breath Day is celebrated annually on August 6th.
Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!
Perfect For Each Other
Joey was a great guy with wonderful qualities except for unbelievably stinky feet. Sharon was a fabulous gal with everything going for her except her terrible breath. Because of these qualities neither dared to date anyone.
When they met, however, they knew they were right for each other. As the relationship grew neither could reveal their embarrassing features to each other. When Joey wanted to kiss her, Sharon would decline. Sharon would want to take long walks on the beach but Joey would refuse.
Later they decided to get married and in their hotel room the moment that comes to all newlyweds had arrived. Sharon decided to reveal her secret and said' "Joey there is something I must tell you. I..."
and Joey interrupted, "I know, you ate my socks"