National Ferris Wheel Day Jokes

What do you call a carnival where the workers don't show up?
Ferris Bueller's Wheel Day Off.

What is a carnies favorite ska punk band?
Save Ferris Wheels

Did you hear about the circus fire?
Yeah, it was in'tents'.

How do you get a retired ferris wheel operator off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

Seaside Carnival
Sammy took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival.

'What would you like to do first, Kim?' asked Sammy.

'I want to get weighed,' she said.

They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize. .

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over,
Sammy again asked Kim what she wanted to do next.

'I want to get weighed,' she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went and because she'd been there before the man guessed Kim's correct weight and Sammy lost his dollar.

Kim and Sammy walked around the carnival and again he asked,
'Where to next?'

Kim responded: 'I want to get weighed,' but by this time Sammy figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her flatmate, Laura, asked Kim about her blind date, 'How'd it go?' she asked.

Kim said, 'Oh, Waura, it was wousy.'

Circus Jokes

Joke Generators: