National Fajita Day Jokes

When do they smother a fajita in cheese?
In best queso scenario.

How many Mexicans does it take to eat the worlds largest burrito?
Just Juan.

Why did the man climb onto the roof of Chili's?
Because the manager said the fajitas are on the house.

Why can't you trust fajitas?
They tend to spill the beans.

Two fajitas are on a sizzling skillet and one says "Wow it's hot in here."
And the other one said "Oh my gosh a talking fajita!"

My Mexican friend wrote a song about a fajita. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.

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