National Dandelion Day Jokes

What did the Dandelion say to the landscaper?
Take me to your weeder.

What did the Dandelion seed head say to the gardner?
Blow Me.

What do you call a well-dressed cat?
A DandyLion.

Did you hear about the Dandelion scientist?
He was out standing in his field.

What do you call a horny dandelion?
A weed wacker.

When is a well dressed lion like a weed?
When he's a dandelion (dandy lion)

Where do dandelions send their kids to grow?

Dandelions were brought to America by the Pilgrims likely for it's medicinal use.

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.

Did you know the cheetah is faster dandelion?

National Dandelion Day is April 5th.

In 2017, Crayola retired the Dandelion crayon weeks before the holiday.

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