What did the Dandelion say to the landscaper?
Take me to your weeder.
What did the Dandelion seed head say to the gardner?
Blow Me.
What do you call a well-dressed cat?
A DandyLion.
Did you hear about the Dandelion scientist?
He was out standing in his field.
What do you call a horny dandelion?
A weed wacker.
When is a well dressed lion like a weed?
When he's a dandelion (dandy lion)
Where do dandelions send their kids to grow?
Kinder-garden.
Dandelions were brought to America by the Pilgrims likely for it's medicinal use.
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.
Did you know the cheetah is faster dandelion?
National Dandelion Day is April 5th.
In 2017, Crayola retired the Dandelion crayon weeks before the holiday.