Why did the corn kernel cross the road?
Because I was chasing it with a deep fryer.
Why didn't anyone laugh at my fritter jokes?
Because they were too corny!
What do you tell someone who makes the perfect fritter?
How is a fritter like an army?
It has lots of kernels.
Where can you find the best tasting fritter?
At a corn-ival.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love corn fritters and liars.
National Corn Fritters Day is celebrated annually on July 16th.
God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large tray of pizza slices.
The nun posted a sign on the pizza tray, "Take only one. God is watching."
Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of corn fritters.
One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the pizza."