How do you know your close to a Frito Lay factory?
Because of the chips and dip in the road.
Why didn't anyone laugh at the Frito Lay jokes?
Because they were too corny!
What do you need to activate a gardening robot?
A corn chip.
What do you call a monkey that sells corn chips?
What do you tell a tortilla chip after it graduates from College?
What do you call the best student at Corn chip school?
What do corn chips use for money?
A guy walks into the doctor's office.
A banana chip stuck in one of his ears, a potato chip in the other ear, and a corn chip stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."