National Clown Day Jokes

What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up!

Did you hear about the circus fire?
Yeah, it was in'tents'.

What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow clowns.

Did you hear about the circus clown funeral?
All his friends came in one car.

How do you kill a circus clown?
Go for the juggler!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!

Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
Because he couldn't get his stilton.

How is being at the singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

I manufactured clown shoes.....which was no small feat.

My departed uncle was a circus clown. After he died all his friends came to the funeral in one car.

Two Cannibals
Two cannibals walk into a bar and sit beside this clown.
The first cannibal wacks the clown on the head and they both start eating the clown.
Suddenly the second cannibal looks up and says, "Hey, do you taste something funny?"

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