Did you hear about that new broom?
It's sweeping the nation!
What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
Why was the broom late?
It over swept!
Mom: Clean your room. We're having guests over for dinner.
Me: I didn't realize that dinner will be held in my room.
Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
Did you hear about the painters messy house?
It was "a work-in-progress.....
Why do basketball players have messy rooms?
Because they're dribbling everywhere.
I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Cleveland Browns jersey on it and now it sucks again.
I told my friend with OCD to make himself at home and clean my room.
National Clean Up Your Room Day is observed annually on May 10th.