National Clean Up Your Room Day Jokes

Did you hear about that new broom?
It's sweeping the nation!

What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
Clean Jokes!

Why was the broom late?
It over swept!

Mom: Clean your room. We're having guests over for dinner.
Me: I didn't realize that dinner will be held in my room.

Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A Mer-Maid.

Did you hear about the painters messy house?
It was "a work-in-progress.....

Why do basketball players have messy rooms?
Because they're dribbling everywhere.

I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Cleveland Browns jersey on it and now it sucks again.

I told my friend with OCD to make himself at home and clean my room.

National Clean Up Your Room Day is observed annually on May 10th.

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