National Catfish Day Jokes
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Where do catfish sleep?
In a water bed.
Which day do catfish hate?
Fry-day!
What kind of fish chase mice?
Catfish.
How do you make a catfish laugh?
Tell a whale of a tale.
What did the catfish say when he posted bail?
"I'm off the hook!"
Why don't catfish pass their exams?
Because they work below C-Level.
Why don't catfish like basketball?
Cause they're afraid of the net
Whats the best way to catch a catfish?
Have some one throw it at you.
How do you keep a catfish from smelling?
Cut off his nose.
What is the best way to communicate with a catfish?
Drop it a line!
How did the catfish find the World Wide Web?
In a Net.
What party game do catfish like to play?
Salmon Says.
Where do catfish go to do yoga?
The river bend
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