National Catfish Day Jokes

Where do catfish sleep?
In a water bed.

Which day do catfish hate?

What kind of fish chase mice?

How do you make a catfish laugh?
Tell a whale of a tale.

What did the catfish say when he posted bail?
"I'm off the hook!"

Why don't catfish pass their exams?
Because they work below C-Level.

Why don't catfish like basketball?
Cause they're afraid of the net

Whats the best way to catch a catfish?
Have some one throw it at you.

How do you keep a catfish from smelling?
Cut off his nose.

What is the best way to communicate with a catfish?
Drop it a line!

How did the catfish find the World Wide Web?
In a Net.

What party game do catfish like to play?
Salmon Says.

Where do catfish go to do yoga?
The river bend

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