National Bubbly Day Jokes
What is the difference between a glass of champagne and a man?
A glass of bubbly hits the spot everytime.
How can you find the girl who drank an entire bottle of champagne?
She's the one dancing like a stripper!
What is a gold diggers idea of a balanced diet?
A glass of champagne in each hand!
You know what's fun about being sober?
Nothing.
What's the cure for marriage?
Answer: Alcoholism.
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a glass of bubbly, but I already have one.
I drink champagne because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
Women are like bottles of cristal. They get more expensive with age!
Girl: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Boy: "Is that you or the champagne talking?"
Girl: "It's me talking to the champagne."
A guy offers a girl a glass of bubbly, but the girl says bubbly is bad for her legs,
The guy ask "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"
National Bubbly Day is observed annually on the first Saturday in June.