What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie?
Wake the fudge up.
When should you take a brownie to the doctor?
When it feels crummy.
What does a brownie put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
What do you get when you eat too much hash brownies?
A pot belly.
What's the best thing to put into a pastry?
Friend: Blondies are better than brownies!
Me: Shut the fudge up.
What happens when you try to eat 5 brownies at once?
Your gonna choke alot.
Where do the best brownies in the universe come from?
Families are like brownies, mostly sweet with a few nuts.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love brownies and liars.
Don't bite off more than you can chew, unless its a chocolate brownie.
A study says that eating brownies may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke...
National Brownie day is observed annually on December 8th.
God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of brownies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store, the guyanese tief a fudge brownie and when they left the store he said "yuh see dat?" mi tief three fudge brownie bars.
"nobody cya tief like me!", and the jamaican said " mek wi go back to the store,me ago show yuh a who a the real tief".
They went in and the jamaican said to the cashier " yuh want to see a magic trick?" the cashier said " sure" "hand me a brownie" he ate it. "hand me another one" he ate that too, " hand me one more" and he ate it.
"Mon, where's the magic?" said the cashier. The jamaican mon said "check the guyanese pockets and yuh find all three a dem"