Why did God invent Bourbon?
So nobody from Kentucky would never rule the world!
Why do Kentuckians mix Holy Water with Bourbon?
To get the Holy Spirit!
You know what's fun about being sober?
A bee goes into a bar,
It comes out 2 hours later buzzing
What happens when ghosts drinks bourbon?
They get sheet-faced.
How do you get a computer drunk?
A Screenshot of Bourbon.
How can you find the guy who drank an entire bottle of Jack Daniels?
He's the one dancing like an asshole!
Bourbon doesn't turn people into somebody they're not.
It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.
National Bourbon Day is observed annually on June 14th.
What doesn't kill me, makes my drinks stronger
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another Jack and coke.
I'm in a committed relationship with Jim Beam.
Bourbon is my worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy...
Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy Jack Daniels.
A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says bourbon is bad for her legs,
The guy ask "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"
A Shot of Jack
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of Jack Daniels then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of Jack and afterwards look into his pocket.
The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."