Why do Europeans mix Holy Water with Anisette?
To get the Holy Spirit!
You know what's fun about being sober?
A bee goes into a bar,
It comes out 2 hours later buzzing
What happens when ghosts drinks anisette?
They get sheet-faced.
How do you get a computer drunk?
A Screenshot of Anisette.
How can you find the guy who drank an entire bottle of Anisette?
He's the one dancing like an asshole!
Anisette doesn't turn people into somebody they're not.
It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.
National Anisette Day is observed annually on July 2nd.
What doesn't kill me, makes my drinks stronger
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another Jack and coke.
Anisette is my worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy...
Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy Anisette.
A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says anisette is bad for her legs,
The guy ask "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"
A Shot of Anisette
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of Anisette then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of Anisette and afterwards look into his pocket.
The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."