Mickey Mouse Birthday Jokes
Q: Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
A: To find Pluto!
Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
A: "I'm all ears!"
Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
A: An iPad Minnie!
Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
A: Minnie Vans!
Q: Why do people go to Disneyland?
A: So they can get a little goofy!
Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite sport?
A: Minnie-golf!
Q: What's Minnie's favorite thing to wear?
A: A Minnie-skirt.
Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A: Mouserable.
Q: Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
A: Because he wanted to see Pluto.
Q: When does Mickey put up his new calendar?
A: On new ears eve.
Q: Which state reminds Mickey of his gal?
A: Minniesota
Q: How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
A: It was glove at first sight.
Q: What is Mickey's favorite treat?
A: Mice cream
Q: Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
A: Because the carton said concentrate.
Q: Where do disney characters enjoy shopping the most?
A: at the Minnie-mart!
Q: How cold was it at Disney World?
A: Donald Duck was seen wearing pants!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mi key won`t fit through the door hole that's why I knocked.
My little sister's password for the Disney website is "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto" I asked her why, She said: "They told me to use 4 characters"
DisneyWorld is a people trap set by a mouse.
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