Mickey Mouse Birthday Jokes

Q: Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
A: To find Pluto!

Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
A: "I'm all ears!"

Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
A: An iPad Minnie!

Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
A: Minnie Vans!

Q: Why do people go to Disneyland?
A: So they can get a little goofy!

Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite sport?
A: Minnie-golf!

Q: What's Minnie's favorite thing to wear?
A: A Minnie-skirt.

Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A: Mouserable.

Q: Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
A: Because he wanted to see Pluto.

Q: When does Mickey put up his new calendar?
A: On new ears eve.

Q: Which state reminds Mickey of his gal?
A: Minniesota

Q: How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
A: It was glove at first sight.

Q: What is Mickey's favorite treat?
A: Mice cream

Q: Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
A: Because the carton said concentrate.

Q: Where do disney characters enjoy shopping the most?
A: at the Minnie-mart!

Q: How cold was it at Disney World?
A: Donald Duck was seen wearing pants!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Mickey who?
Mi key won`t fit through the door hole that's why I knocked.

My little sister's password for the Disney website is "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto" I asked her why, She said: "They told me to use 4 characters"

DisneyWorld is a people trap set by a mouse.

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