Meteor Watch Day Jokes

Where would an alien park his space ship?
A parking meteor!

What do astronauts like to read?
Comet books!

How do you throw a get together for a meteor?
You have to plan-et.

Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid?
He wanted it a little meaty-or.

Why don't people like the restaurant on Halley's comet?
Because there was no atmosphere.

What is a meteors favorite key on a computer?
The space bar.

I'd tell you a joke about meteor showers, but... its too, out of this world!

Astronaut Jokes
Alien Jokes

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