Where would an alien park his space ship?
A parking meteor!
What do astronauts like to read?
How do you throw a get together for a meteor?
You have to plan-et.
Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid?
He wanted it a little meaty-or.
Why don't people like the restaurant on Halley's comet?
Because there was no atmosphere.
What is a meteors favorite key on a computer?
The space bar.
I'd tell you a joke about meteor showers, but... its too, out of this world!