Mayflower Day Jokes

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE!

Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

What do you call the age of a pilgrim?

What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?

What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain?

What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?

What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?
Pilgrim Reaper.

If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?
The scholar ships.

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