Two Black Guys Joke
These two Black guys were traveling through north Louisiana on their way
from Chicago to Mardi Gras. This old hick sheriff sees them and pulls them
over. The driver says, "Officer, what did I do?" The cop answers, "Boy, get
out of that car and let me see your license." The Black guy gets out of the
car and says "But officer, what did I do?" Wham! The old cop hits him on
the side of his head and says, "Boy, don't give me none of that Nig**r back
talk!" So the black guy gives him his license. Then the cop asks where they
are going. The Black guy hesitates for a minute and again, Wham! The cop
hits him again and says, "Boy, when I ask you a question, you answer me!"
So the Black guy replied, "We're on our way to New Orleans for Mardi Gras."
So the cop gives the license back and walks around to the other side of the
car. When he gets there, he reaches in and slaps the shit out of the other
Black guy. The Black guy says, "What was that for?" The cop replies, "I was
just granting your wish. I know that as soon as you two got out of sight
you were going to say, I wish that bastard had hit me like that."