Loving Mardi Gras Too Much Joke

You wake up in court with your pants on backwards.

You don't know how it happened but you're the Saints starting quarterback this weekend.

You wake up in a T-Shirt that reads "Jambalayapalooza"

You passed out on Friday..You wake up on Tuesday..in the Marine Corps.

You go to the bathroom and actually pee hurricanes.

The only things in your pants pockets are your car keys and a court summons.

You have to pull beads out of places they NEVER should be and you don't wanna know how they got there.

You're on the front page of the paper for interrupting the Jazz Festival with your interpretative dancing while naked.

You discover a Tattoo of "Beignets Rule" on your ass.

The woman next to you in bed is named Fat Tuesday!

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