Lost Sock Memorial Day Jokes
What do you call a animal with no socks on?
Bear-foot.
What kind of socks do you need to plant flowers?
Garden hose!
How did the farmer mend his socks?
With cabbage patches!
Did you hear about the pants with leg warmers?
It will knock your socks off.
Where are bare feet not allowed to dance?
At the sock hop.
How do you know it's time to buy new socks?
When you stand on a penny and can tell if it's heads or tails.
Lost Sock Memorial Day is celebrated annually on May 9.
Perfect For Each Other
Joey was a great guy with wonderful qualities except for unbelievably stinky feet. Sharon was a fabulous gal with everything going for her except her terrible breath. Because of these qualities neither dared to date anyone.
When they met, however, they knew they were right for each other. As the relationship grew neither could reveal their embarrassing features to each other. When Joey wanted to kiss her, Sharon would decline. Sharon would want to take long walks on the beach but Joey would refuse.
Later they decided to get married and in their hotel room the moment that comes to all newlyweds had arrived. Sharon decided to reveal her secret and said' "Joey there is something I must tell you. I..."
and Joey interrupted, "I know, you ate my socks"