# Leap Day Jokes

What do athletes wear on Leap Day?
Jumpsuits.

What do you call a talking Kangaroo?
Unbe-Leap-able.

Where do most people eat on Leap Day?
IHOP.

What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day?
Hip Hop.

What do kids play on Leap Day?
Hop-scotch

What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day?
Hop In.

What did baby kangaroo say to mama kangaroo?
Don't leap me hanging.

What does a lawyer do on Leap Day?

Why don't lions like Leap Day?
Because they are always jumping through hoops.

Why did the sprinter get disqualified on Leap Day?
He tried to jump the gun.

What does a butterfly do on Leap Day?
Jump out of his own skin.

What is a frog's favorite time of year?
Leap Day.

What happens to a baby wallaby on February 29th?
He grows by leaps and bounds.

What do you call a talking frog?
A quantum leap.

How do you know it's almost Leap Day?
When it is only a hop, skip and a jump away.

What does a captain do on Leap Day?
Jump ship.

What did the pastor say to all the sinners on February 29th?
Take a leap of faith.

Why did Donald Trump start sending profanity laced tweets?
He thought it was Bleep Day.

What do surgeons perform on Leap Day?
Hop-erations.

I wasn't going to celebrate Leap Day, but I decided to jump on the band wagon.

My coworker was fired on Leap Day, apparently he picked the wrong time to jump off the deep end.

Bachelors Day, the only day a man doesn't want to see a woman on her knees in front of him.

Every day is Leap day for Odell Beckham Jr.

I'm going to get married on February 29th, so I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years.

If the coronavirus learns to jump on Leap Day we are all screwed.

The general rule is that there is a leap year every four years. Except if the year is divisible by 100 (2100, 2200) and not exactly divisible by 400 (2000).

On February 29th, 1940, Hattie McDaniel became the first African American to win an Academy Award for her role as Mammy in "Gone With The Wind".

A person who is born on February 29 is called a "leapling" or a "leap-year baby".

Rapper Ja Rule (1976), actor Antonio Sabato, Jr. (1972), and hockey goalie Cam Ward (1984) were all born on a Leap Day.

Singer Davy Jones (2012, "The Monkees") and legendary college football player Tom Davies (1972) died on a Leap Day.

Julius Caesar and his astronomer, Sosigenes, calculated the need for a Leap Year in 45 B.C.

Rare Disease Day, a day to raise awareness for rare diseases, was started on February 29, 2008.

There is a popular tradition called Bachelor's Day in certain countries that allows women to propose marriage on February 29th. If the man refuses, he is obligated to give the woman money or buy her a dress.

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