International Ninja Day Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Did you hear about ninja farts?
They are silent but deadly.

What happens when you get into fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
You get shell shocked.

What does Naruto say when hes not satisfied?

What do you call a redheaded ninja?
A ginga.

What did the Samurai bring to the christmas party?
Ninjabread men.

What do you call ninja royalty?

Why doesn't anyone mess with Santa Claus?
Because he has a black belt.

Every girl is a ninja...It shows when someone touches her phone or her boyfriend.

Ninjas aren't paid to kill Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris kills ninjas for free.

You don't find a ninja, a ninja finds you.

Yo mama is so skinny and hairy the Ninja Turtles called her Master Splinter.

Yo mamas so fat if you slice her in fruit ninja, you automatically win the game!

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