Eat Your Jello Day Jokes
What did green jell-o say to the purple jell-o?
Breathe idoit breathe.
How did Reese eat her jello?
Witherspoon.
What is a Jell-O's favorite song?
Gettin Jiggy with it!
If Jake has 30 chocolate jell-o pudding cups, and eats 25, what does he have?
Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his jello?
Because he was stuffed.
I heard Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love jello shots and liars.
Eat Your Jello day is celebrated annually on July 12th.
Little Kids
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next
to each other, outside
the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What
are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm
a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had
that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of
Jell-O and ice cream.
It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, I had that done when I was
born.
Couldn't walk for a year."
God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large tray of pizza slices.
The nun posted a sign on the pizza tray, "Take only one. God is watching."
Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of jell-o pudding cups.
One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the pizza."