Top 10 Easter Bunny Pet Peaves Joke

10. Constantly having to bail your brother, the Trix rabbit, out of the drunk tank

9. You always spend the day after Easter plucking the buckshot out of your tail

8. It's tough to get dates when you smell "eggy"

7. Make one little mistake, and they turn your feet into keychains

6. When people see you hopping around with a basket, they automatically assume you're gay

5. Ass

4. Having to work the other 364 days as a fry-cook at Denny's

3. Jewish kids and their "hilarious" firecrackers

2. News flash to all you wacky dads out there: you're not the first to come up with "Show me the bunny"

1. Two words: rat traps

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