Scrooge Jokes
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
Because it would say, "Baaaahhh Humbug!"
Did you hear about the time Scrooge pretended to be Santa Claus?
He slid down chimneys and asked "Who wants to buy a toy?"
How did Scrooge win the soccer match?
The ghost of christmas passed.
Where does Scrooge hide his money?
In a snow bank.
What is Scrooge's favorite reindeer?
Rude-olph.
What is Scrooge's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What does Scrooge do with a baseball bat?
Hit a gnome and run.
Why did Scrooge try to deposit his watch at the bank?
He was trying to save time.
What did Scrooge say to Mariah Carey?
All I want for Christmas is youuuuuuuu........to get hit by a reindeer.
What did Ebenezer Scrooge say when Bob Cratchit asked for a raise?
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
I enjoyed reading "A Christmas carol" up until Scrooge turned into a nice guy.
I asked Ebenezer Scrooge "Where is your Christmas spirit?" and he pointed to the liquor cabinet.
Humbug Day is observed annually on December 21.