Eggnog Jokes
Why did the eggnog go to school?
To get "egg-u-cated"!
Who tells the best eggnog jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What do you call good eggnog?
Eggcellent.
What happens when you drink too much eggnog?
You start singing kari-yolkie.
Why did the actors drink eggnog?
Because the scene required an egg-stra.
What happens when you bring the refreshments to a Christmas party?
Everyone gets egg-cited.
If I'm full of the holiday spirit, it's because I spiked my eggnog with rum.
If I share my eggnog that means you're "Egg-stra special" to me.
Keep Calm and Drink Eggnog.
Eggnog, when getting fat from eating food just isn't enough.
I don't celebrate Christmas but I am a devout eggnogstic.
Will Jog for Eggnog.
Don't Hog the Nog.