Christmas Shopping Joke

It is late December and the correctional court judge is in a good mood.
He asks the defendant: "What are you accused of?"
The defendant replies "I am accused of having done my Christmas shopping too early!"
The judges says "But that's not a crime."
"Well, it was before the store opened..."

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