Christmas List Jokes
Mafia Christmas
A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it and throws it away.
He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother again..."
Nintendo Switch
Kneeling in front of the fireplace, a boy exclaimed:
"Dear Santa, I WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH!"
After a slight silence:
"Dear Santa, I WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH!"
And again:
"Dear Santa, I WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH!"
At this moment, his father intervened: "It's not worth shouting like this: Santa Claus is not deaf!"
And the kid replied: "Santa is perhaps not deaf ... but grandmother is!"
Train Set
Mason says to his mother: You can delete the train set from my Christmas wish list.
Mother: Why is that?
Mason: Yesterday, I found one in the closet.